So kiss me and smile for me. Tell me that you'll wait for me hold
me like you'll never let me go.
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautful
because you love her.
Sometimes you have to kiss ass before you can kick it.
There is fate, but it only takes you so far because once you're
there, its up to you to make it happen.
In the end I want to be standing at the beginning with you.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in
a while, you could miss it.
Your a dream come true, don't you ever leave my side, cause it feels
so right.
Love is a promise, love is a sovenier, once given never forgotten,
never let it disappear.
Never settle for the one you can live with. Settle for the one you
can't live without.
I've learned that good-byes will always hurt, pictures never replace
having been there, memories good or bad will bring tears; and words can never replace feelings.
A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real.
When it comes down to it... we all just want to love and be loved
in return.
How delicious is the winning of a kiss at love's beginning.
Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye?
Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!
A
repair shop:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
A Laundromat:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHING WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS
I can see clearly now,
the brain is gone...
It takes 42 muscels to smile, so instead pick up your middle finger
and
say bite me in a bitchy tone!
Guys are like lava lamps there fun to look at just not so bright!
God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls could flirt!
Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another
man looking at her ass
If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and
then lie!
There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how
good you are at it.
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!!
The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus
I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose
